Tony Sorta
Thor, the God of Scattered Showers
Sparroweye
Cadet Amurrica
Nick Annoyed
Loki, God of Monkey Business
Agent Okayson
Black Wife
Maria Hillock
somewhat of a cannibal shia labeouf
Tony Sorta
Thor, the God of Scattered Showers
Sparroweye
Cadet Amurrica
Nick Annoyed
Loki, God of Monkey Business
Agent Okayson
somewhat of a cannibal shia labeouf
Tony Sorta
Thor, the God of Scattered Showers
Sparroweye
Cadet Amurrica
Nick Annoyed
the unremarkable hulk
the neat lakes
james and the slightly larger than average peach
harry potter and the stone
Realm of the mildly annoyed deity
The Mewling Twenties
somewhat of a cannibal shia labeouf
Tony Sorta
Thor, the God of Scattered Showers
Sparroweye
the unremarkable hulk
the neat lakes
james and the slightly larger than average peach
harry potter and the stone
Realm of the mildly annoyed deity
The Mewling Twenties
somewhat of a cannibal shia labeouf
Tony Sorta
dame-melos asked: Unholy Confessions! S.Q.U.I.S.H.Y. c:
That ain’t unholy that’s pure truth—oh wait you mean the letter thingy
S: two habits, uh… cracking my knuckles and singing under my breath when I’m bored.
Q: does A-Kon count as a party because I don’t really do parties…
U: at least a couple a day because I text you a lot!
I: when I watched that episode where Becky drugged Sam into loving her SCREECH I wanted to beat her with her own weave that freak fangirl argh
S: no I already did it
H: Last person I hugged was my mom. ouob
Y: Eh Amarillo’s p cool, not too big and not too small, it really has the benefits of both a big town and a small town

They realized the picture was too gorgeous to be a driver’s license photo
(via captainofmybed)
